generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

(Source: seraphica, via godonaflatbread)

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

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hurinthalions:

bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again

instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian

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mr-anxiety:

tit-thunder:

Cecil Baldwin and Dylan Marron sitting beneath an Arby’s sign reenacting a famous Welcome to Night Vale scene.

No stop it oh my god

mr-anxiety:

tit-thunder:

Cecil Baldwin and Dylan Marron sitting beneath an Arby’s sign reenacting a famous Welcome to Night Vale scene.

No stop it oh my god

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almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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royaltyandpomp:

THE FASHION
H.M. Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain Dress by Norman Hartnell

royaltyandpomp:

THE FASHION

H.M. Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain Dress by Norman Hartnell

(via babufinley)

Tags: dress porn

"Every time you show your feelings, you apologize. Have you ever had an emotion in your life that you weren’t ashamed of?"

— R.J Anderson, Ultraviolet  (via soulstryder)

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heartsnbruises:

forkanna:

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

OH MY GOD IT IS WEIRD AL THAT’S SO FREAKING AWESOME

WORRRD CRIIIIIIIIMES~

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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

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The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

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bestfunny:

literallysame:

I hate this website so much

 

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