that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

*sigh* I’ve missed tumblr and so many people here

I just, I dunno, I feel different when I’m on here now

Can’t explain it

That said, this is still my #1 spot for porn, written and otherwise ;-)

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP giving each other a piggy back ride. But with the bigger/stronger/taller one being the “piggy” on top.

(via simptasia)

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

(Source: ohrendelle, via deceptivedepictions)

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net, via like-vanilla)

*sigh* I’ve missed tumblr and so many people here

I just, I dunno, I feel different when I’m on here now

Can’t explain it

Tags: yes please!

y3sh0m0:

supermoclel:

matesprit:

vine trends that need to stop:

  • screaming in public places
  • white people saying nigga
  • scaring/hurting animals
  • making people uncomfortable on purpose to try and be awkward
  • harassing the homeless

disrespecting your mother

harassing people who work in the customer service industry

(via rvmanoff)

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via toymachinevampireteeth)

littlevirginmermaid:


saythankyoudaddy:


wildequine:


notyrqueer:


smilingvibes:


7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.


Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!
Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.
Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.
Take care, be safe.


This is so interesting anxiety is shitty but the “mechanics” (wrong word I’m tired) of it is fascinating imo. Like you get all this adrenaline and you can draw connections to ages ago when humans used fight or flight to survive on a daily basis.


I also find cold things help a lot. So a cold shower or holding/eating ice.


Also try to press besides your neck near the clavicle, it stimulates your vague nerve and so your parasympathetic sistem, it helps sooo much

littlevirginmermaid:

saythankyoudaddy:

wildequine:

notyrqueer:

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!

Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.

Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.

Take care, be safe.

This is so interesting anxiety is shitty but the “mechanics” (wrong word I’m tired) of it is fascinating imo. Like you get all this adrenaline and you can draw connections to ages ago when humans used fight or flight to survive on a daily basis.

I also find cold things help a lot. So a cold shower or holding/eating ice.

Also try to press besides your neck near the clavicle, it stimulates your vague nerve and so your parasympathetic sistem, it helps sooo much

(via shawarmasarmy)

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

Please write this movie

(via 2460onetruepairing)

(Source: forgottenships, via moriarty)

radiohosts:

Penis and XY required to be man? False.

Only things required to be a man are:image

(via room-5)

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013


I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

(via and-iou-somuch)